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the bad news

fun ways receive a discounted session

the seaweed nuru experience


We do not speak about session specific  activities over the phone. 


 Although we do provide certain upgrades, they are always to be discussed on the table.  The answer will always be a flat NO WAY if you ask if we do L1, 2 or 3 or anything that might b illegal, in fact.  Even if you are friends already.  No discussion over the phone.  Period.


If you must know how many cookies to bring to a visit, just bring 150 on top of the ones you are already bringing.  We appreciate tips or you may just end up w/ lunch money for the rest of the week.


If you are calling & texting w/ no response, it may mean that the lady is off that day or it's after hours.  We do not return calls and texts the next business day for your privacy.  Try back.


If you continually get ignored, ask yourself if you have been rude to stood one of us up in the past.  You may be blocked.  Feel free to ask, and we will tell you.


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the seaweed nuru experience

fun ways receive a discounted session

the seaweed nuru experience


Most providers will say they offer "Nuru," and that just means they put oil all over you and slide up and down your body on a massage table.  Yeah that's OKAY;  but been there done that, and it's oh so hard to rinse off.  Why settle for anything less than our Original Seaweed Nuru Massage that is kinda like getting a massage and a lap dance at once.  U can slide on us, too.  :p


WHEN WE SAY "SEAWEED NURU," we mean the "REAL" Nuru Body Slide on an air mattress w/ seaweed gel that is awesome for your skin, tasteless and soo easy to wash off (unlike oil).

Not everyone does it.  


Now offering a Nuru/Milking Table Combo @ our residence (Not the spa).  One stop relaxation for the gentleman that needs to really unwind.

Not everyone offers these services; so, please read the menu.

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fun ways receive a discounted session

fun ways receive a discounted session

fun ways receive a discounted session

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First timers Text w/ your ECCIE or P411 handle OR 2 provider's info, and you will receive a discounted Hour session.  Get prescreened even if you aren't ready to visit.  If we know you are safe, your sessions will be way more fun. 

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If your number changes and you have seen us b/f, shoot us a text w/ the old and new one to update.  It will save you time later being rescreened.  You also receive a discounted session for helping us out w/ our clutter.

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If you are seeing someone for the first time, and are dissatisfied, shoot us an email about it.  If you smell, are rude, cheap or are just asking for something they do not offer; that doesn't count.  We do want to hear if the massage is bad or they smell or rushed you or things that we can fix on our end.  You will receive a discounted session for your trouble. 

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You must ask your provider for the discount at the time of your session. 

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aLL aBOUT pENNY ...


My quiet, clean residential location is all decked out for your pleasure.  


Tease N Tie … +25

Milking Table … +25

Shower 2Gether … +50

120/160 … Hhr/Hour

Cash, Venmo & Zelle


Call Penny @ 469-777-8509


No outcalls, No Extra Pics & No Explicit Questions 

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All About Celeste ...


My quiet, clean residential location is all decked out for your pleasure.  


Tease N Tie … +25

Milking Table … +25

Shower 2Gether … +50

120/160 … Hhr/Hour

Cash, Venmo & Zelle


Call Celeste @  469-214-2098  


No outcalls, No Extra Pics & No Explicit Questions 

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