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the bad news


We do not speak about session specific  activities over the phone. 

 The answer will always be a flat NO WAY if you ask if we do L1, 2 or 3 or anything that might b illegal, in fact.  

If you must know how many cookies to bring to a visit, just bring 150 on top of the ones you are already bringing.  We appreciate tips or you may just end up w/ lunch money for the rest of the week.

the seaweed nuru experience


Most providers will say they offer "Nuru," and that just means they put oil all over you and slide up and down your body on a massage table.  Yeah that's OKAY;  but been there done that, and it's oh so hard to rinse off.  Why settle for anything less than our Original Seaweed Nuru Massage that is kinda like getting a massage and a lap dance at once.  U can slide on us, too.  :p

WHEN WE SAY "SEAWEED NURU," we mean the "REAL" Nuru Body Slide on an air mattress w/ seaweed gel that is awesome for your skin, tasteless and soo easy to wash off (unlike oil).

Not everyone does it.  

receive a discounted session


First timers Text w/ your ECCIE or P411 handle OR 2 provider's info, and you will receive a discounted Hour session.  You must ask your provider for the discount at the time of your session.

 Now offering a Nuru/Milking Table Combo @ our residence (Not the spa).  One stop relaxation for the gentleman that needs to really unwind.

Not everyone offers these services; so, please read the menu

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